Blue a little Diddy

Shake a little ass.

my mock, because I can

1. Portland-Greg Oden (because he is tall)
2. Seattle-Kevin Durant (because he is good)
3. Atlanta-Al Horford (because his dad's name is tito)
4. Memphis-Joakim Noah (they like his motor..that motor boatin sumbitch)
5. Boston-Mike Conley (because they need another PG without a jumpshot)
6. Milwaukee-Yi Jianlian (If i have to hear another joke about chairs....)
7. Minnesota-Jeff Green (Fills a need if KG stays, fills a need if KG leaves)
8. Charlotte-Corey Brewer (Morrison can't play D, Brewer can't shoot, it's a win win)
9. Chicago-Spencer Hawes (i just like the name spencer)
10. Sacramento-Brandan Wright (so laid back, he won't even notice Ron Ron)
11. Atlanta-Acie Law (he is smooth)
12. Philly-Al Thornton (he just feels right for this spot)
13. New Orleans-Julian Wright (will be the next Danny Manning.(long borat pause)NOT)
14. Clippers-Javaris Crittenton (solves the livingston knee destruction problems)
15. Detroit-Tiago Splitter (C-Webb and Rasheed aren't getting any younger)
16. Washington- Jason Smith (gives them an inside scoring option)
17. New Jersey-Sean Williams (somebody has to get uncle Cliffy his drugs)
18. Golden State-Rodney Stuckey (seems like Nellie's kind of guy)
19. Lakers-Nick Young (played down the road, better than current SG)
20. Miami-Thaddeus Young (fills a need at small forward)
21. Philly-Jared Dudley (thought about mcroberts, but already have Shavlik, no need)
22. Charlotte-Marco Bellinelli (Jordan loves guys named Marco who can shoot it)
23. New York-Glen Davis (team with eddy curry/jerome james, together could eat Zeke)
24. Phoenix-Josh McRoberts (for comedy sake)
25. Utah-Aaron Gray (better than Varajeao, gives them another post scorer)
26. Houston-Gabe Pruitt (because you can't name their starting PG from last season)
27. Detroit-Alando Tucker (mature player, should fit into their system)
28. San Antonio-Marc Gasol (they finally make a mistake and think they drafted Pao)
29. Phoenix-Petteri Koponen (he will replace Nash someday, white pg's rock)
30. Philly-Nick Fazekas (because he's from Denver)

Go ahead and tell me where i'm wrong